Flying with the TSA
Last April was the first time I had flown commercial airlines in over a year. What a difference a year makes. As I approached security, I couldn't help but notice these photos posted by The TSA. (Transportation Security Administration) giving you a hint of how you will look after the image scanner undresses you. I was mesmerized by the androgynous figure with a penis at the 5 o'clock position. Does everyone have to go through this scanner now? My question was answered when a surly female TSA agent commanded me to step into the scanner. I stepped in, put my hands above my head. The TSA agent said "O.K." so I proceeded to step out. "No, No!" She shouted, I meant O.K. I was ready to take the picture." "I have to give you a pat down anyway." She gave me the option of a patdown in a private room or right there. I stayed put. The TSA agent then proceeded with the pat down, directing me to tell her if there are any sensitive area...